Week 2: Somehow Joe Paterno gets past state troopers and executes a three-punch combo on Nick Saban's hairpiece.
Week 3: The Nittany Lion mascot places a peace flower in the earhole of Shane Ewing's helmet.
Week 4: Hooty hoot!
Week 5: Iowa is finally overcome, with extreme prejudice. Goal posts are taken down by the White-Out faithful and transferred to a nearby corn field.
Week 7: The Victory Bell is fashioned as a hat and a drinking receptacle.
Week 10: Jim Tressell forfeits after seeing Rob Bolden's forearm from a mile away.
Week 11: The state of Maryland donates all land to Penn State University after just seconds witnessing the Nittany Lions take the FedExField.
Week 12: Nothing of interest.
